Our Diabolical Diverging Diamond of Doom
Hide your kids, hide your wife, hide your husband! Run, don’t drive, for your life. There is a Diabolical Diverging Diamond of Doom on the loose at Exit 28 in Cornelius Aggggg! The reports coming in...
View ArticleThe truth about advertising: Sex sells
Advertising: That wonderful world where three things rule – sex, sex and (you guessed it) more sex. Once upon a time, advertisers were discreet. But somewhere along the way all rules were ripped off...
View ArticleShould Davidson control weather?
The Town of Davidson is looking for citizens’ input on a proposal from the Climate Control Committee. Just as the Chinese have been using cloud seeding for years to make it rain, it is suggested we do...
View ArticleSaying farewell to my post-surgery ‘Gummy Bear’
Carol wasn’t about to stay inside and write this weekend while the weather was so perfect. By unpopular demand, she brings back a column written in 2009. It was a sunny warm day in the “Happiest place...
View ArticleEverything’s better in a hot tub!
Life is better in a hot tub. This is a simple truth. No matter what you are doing, it is more enjoyable in a large container of hot churning water. Whether you are sipping a drink, talking with a...
View ArticleSkiing? Better to call it winter insanity
Isn’t winter wonderful?! I mean except for the freezing temperatures, short days and lack of flowers, it’s swell! Winter is also the crazy season that produced the death defying sport called snow...
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