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Our Diabolical Diverging Diamond of Doom

Hide your kids, hide your wife, hide your husband! Run, don’t drive, for your life. There is a Diabolical Diverging Diamond of Doom on the loose at Exit 28 in Cornelius Aggggg! The reports coming in...

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The truth about advertising: Sex sells

Advertising: That wonderful world where three things rule – sex, sex and (you guessed it) more sex. Once upon a time, advertisers were discreet. But somewhere along the way all rules were ripped off...

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Should Davidson control weather?

The Town of Davidson is looking for citizens’ input on a proposal from the Climate Control Committee. Just as the Chinese have been using cloud seeding for years to make it rain, it is suggested we do...

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Saying farewell to my post-surgery ‘Gummy Bear’

Carol wasn’t about to stay inside and write this weekend while the weather was so perfect. By unpopular demand, she brings back a column written in 2009. It was a sunny warm day in the “Happiest place...

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Everything’s better in a hot tub!

Life is better in a hot tub. This is a simple truth. No matter what you are doing, it is more enjoyable in a large container of hot churning water. Whether you are sipping a drink, talking with a...

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Skiing? Better to call it winter insanity

Isn’t winter wonderful?! I mean except for the freezing temperatures, short days and lack of flowers, it’s swell! Winter is also the crazy season that produced the death defying sport called snow...

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